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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Cute Bitto, the Politician !

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Mom to Bittu (3 year kid)- Bittuuu, where's the ice-cream your dad bought yesterday ?
Bittu - I dont know mom !!

Sonia to Kalmadi - SK where are $10 billion we gave you to spend on Common Wealth Games?
Kalmadi - I dont know mam !!

Mom to Bittu- Bittuuuuu, have you done your homework today?
Bittu (is playing outside, so over hears)- Yes mom, yesterday itself !!

Public to PM - Sir, have you passed the Lokpal bill yet?
PM-Yes, yesterday itself! I mean yesterday we had a meeting with Sonia ji, she said she will do something about it.

Mom to Bittu- wake up Bittu, its time to go to school !
Bittu - I cant, I will be having headache today, I mean I am having stomach ache today.

HC to Amar Singh- Sir, its time to go to jail via court!
Amar Singh - I cant, I will be having dementia (sh%t, Kalmadi), I mean I am unwell, confined to bed.

Mom to Bittu- Bittu ...
Bittu-It was not my mistake, you know my friend Sonu, he was pinching me from the back, so I slapped him!
Mom- But Bittu, I was about to ask why you got so low marks in the maths test! And by the way, is this Sonu a boy or a girl?

Journalist - Sir, why..
PM- no, no I was just following my coalition dharma !
Journalist -But sir, I was about to ask why have you sent Amar Singh with money to BJP MPs!

Bittu- Mom, Sonu is a girl, I told you last time also about her!
Mom - Ok Bittu, you have so many friends, I cant remember all of them.

PM- this time we will fight with them !
We the People- Oh, ok sir, we trust you again this time as well, because we cant remember your previous 179 promises in past 7 years and 2 months and 37 days!!

Bittu grows a young and smart now and starts receiving some missed calls now!

Mom - Bittu do you have a Girl friend?
Bittu - Noooooooo wayy mom ! None..Not at all !

We the people - Honorable Politician sir. Do you have a Swiss bank account ?
Politicians - well, you know the answer now :)

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To be continued !!


6 comments:

  1. ROFL...that was witty :)

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  2. lol! that was funny and smart!

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  3. thanks Adi. But I guess though Bittu may learn new tricks but they will not be able to devise new tricks !!

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  4. wah...aap to majak bhi kar le te hai....mujhe laga ki sirf khatarnak cheeze hi likh te hai.... :)

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  5. arrey Jatin Sir aap bhi na bus...yahi wala seriously likha hai baki sab to uc majak majak main uc !

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